Mood Swingset

My bipolar's in full swing.  Yesterday was a very odd, off kinda day.  I swear, Mondays are the same anywhere; it doesn't matter if you work a 9-5 or not. I'd gotten a decent night's sleep, then got some (more!) good news in the morning.  I had plenty to do, but I was feeling irrationally …

I Don’t Wanna [Insert Undesirable Activity]

Hello, neighbors!  I look like like shit right now.  I'll own it. Well, technically that was on Halloween, when we got a snowstorm here in Chicago.  HO HO HO.  In any case, I'm gonna launch into Whiny Adolescent Mode, because I need to vent, and that's the easy way to do it.  This is why …

Public Radio Displays of Affection

'You'll never read this' You'll never read this as I do As I speak.  This is not the font I want or enjoy employing. Cars Chain coffee stores National Public Radio stars You will never read this as I wince, A decade gone without care to Health.  I assure you I'm sane. Mornings Quiet songs …

A Bad Back and A Grandma

1. A year ago I started experiencing some pain in my entire lower body-my lower back, ass, balls, legs, feet-everywhere but my dick and toes. The pain got bad enough that I ventured out into the health care system; in the end (after two misdiagnoses) I found out I have a slipped disk in my …

Indigestion is the new black

DEAR DOCTOR SHITFUCKER Dear Dr. Schmartz, I'm sorry to say I'm severing my patient relationship  with your practice. I've been a patient fucking patient. It's gotten to the point where our visits are literally not worth it.  I'm tight with money because since the economy started shitting out, you've decided I'll have to pay a …